Run 572: The Pig Shiggy Run

RUN #572 .. THE PIG SHIGGY RUN!!!
29 June 2008 at Timerhi
Hares: Gypsy Bitch, ChopSuzuki and Winston

The day dawned bright and rainy on Sunday, which probably accounted for the massive under attendance at this run, most hashers being made of Sugar and Salt!!

Anyway, the hash left the BHC at about 11.45 and drove up to the Timerhi race circuit, where a blistering hot SUN was shining, and proceeded to spend the rest of the day in said SUN!!!

A small mixup in instructions resulted in Tinky Winky getting lost on the in trail, and therefore the run itself started slightly late. ... What else is new!?!?!?!?!

Off we go with 2 new hashers, one an import (Friar Fuck) from Virginia.

Along slightly damp sand trails ... first off a nice false trail that all of the hash fell for except Friar Fuck!!

Easy running/ jogging/ walking all the way. Almost no bush worth talking about until close to the end, and even that was low down and still mostly sand, right up to the tiny, shallow little creek that ran along side of the PIG FARM!!!!

Crossing that creek was interesting... obviously this farm has been in existence for quite some time!!!!

Back up the hill, past Winston's place, where we stopped to climb a tree and pick a big, at, hhhhheeeeaaaavvy ripe Koa (Jak Fruit for the rest of the world). Carrying that was a B - - - -!!!

The run was about 35 - 40 minutes long and we got to the Fung-A-Fat farm in good order, had the circle done with, punished the sinner (Bridge Bouncer) for questioning the length of the 1/2 mile false trail, punished Airbag Kisser (nee Dog Trainer) for completing her final exams, and thence into the pool where frizbee and ball were played with great abandon for the next 4 hours in the sweet hot SUN.

The Last hasher left the Farm around 5pm (that being myself) following close behind the other 4 vehicles as the last rays of the setting SUN lighted the evening sky, and the parrots and parakeets flew overhead.

I hear the weather in G/town was rather wet that day.

ChopSuzuki

The KOA or Jakfruit that we mentioned

See all the photos online at
http://picasaweb.google.com/jamesmatthewbass/GeorgetownHash29June2008?authkey=55SWbT9Z__Q

Kautaballi Creek/Fung-a-Fat Farm Splash Hash

Run 556? - Kautaballi Creek/Fung-a-Fat Farm Splash Hash.
Hares = Chop Suzuki, Winston, and Gypsy Bitch.

Normal Start: Bunch of daft guys standing around,

Leering at the Harriettes.

The run began with nice smooth, flat trails:

The pack was nicely bunched,

Some bush always adds flavor.

Log bridges are even better when they are false trails.

Back to the blackwater creek. But where did the trail go?

The paper must have floated away when the hares threw it in the creek:

Good thing there are no savage red-bellied piranha in Guyana! Or venomous water snakes! Or caiman!

We had already lost the trail. Now it looked like we might lose the creek too.

Search and rescue from the air would not have done any good:

Finally we reached dry land and sunlight!

Who needs a circle when there's dominoes!

Virgins!

Easy Bitch keeps Shoe Bandit's company while the GM says good-bye. Doesn't the GM look sad? Of course none of us believe Venezuela actually wants Shoe Bandit back. How many times has he told us he's leaving?

Black water swimming holes make everything better!

Easy Bitch is happy!

Nakita broke a nail, but the beer makes that better too!

Score: Beer 546, Hashers 16