I know you were getting anxious, but worry no more! I'm back from my extended Hiatus from the Hash. It is true (I know you probably heard it from someone) that I ate some Marmite that expired in 2003 and which sent me to the hospital to undergo emergency bowel surgery. The recovery took me three elongated months.

Anyway, down to business. This edition of the Hash will see us going up the East Bank and on to the Beautiful Madewini Creek at a place called Madewini Gardens. I heard there are two swimming pools and the creek for all you aquatic Hashers.

There is going be a large menu, lots to drink (I mean alcohol), sand, and Brazilian models (not really).

Feel free to bring whatever games you want (a cricket bat and ball would be most welcomed).

NB. It is compulsory that you swim two laps of the pool to complete the Hash biathlon.

On!! ON!!

Run 545 at Jack's Pineapple Farm (& distillery) Hash - 3 March 2007

Run 545
Hares = John Zak & Niles Cole assisted by LCDR Amy DuBois & Rebecca Hunter.
Hosts = Elbert Jack and Denis Ward of Jack's Pineapple Farm (makers of Jack-up Stud Wine) at Loo Creek on the Soesdyke-Linden Highway.

The trail went through Jack's Pineapple Farm.

Stuart 'Birdy Num Num' May and other sinners did penance.

GHHH family photo.

The GHHH insists on having only the freshest foods for the On On.

That pot is full of fresh, home-made Rabbit Stew cooking in pineapple wine. Awesome! (The chicken was in another pot).

Run 514 - Halloween Hash 2005

Well this is one of those historical posts... the hash back when!! Run Number 514


Outside of the High Commission .. waiting ... it's a dogs life!!!!!






You know we wonder where we would be without the Americans protecting the Hash at all times!!













And here we have one of Gypsy Bitch without his makeup, along with the then Dog Trainer (now Air Bag Kisser)Here we go, off into the wild blue yonder ... totally unfettered and free!!!!!
Led by the greatly revered Religious Advisor and all around Tyrant ChopSuzuki and his sidekick (literally) AntiChrist


And of course the obligatory vehicle bearing drinks watering hole in the background, thanks be to DDL 5yr old!!!

Here we have Transvestite Lover lugging along the afore mentioned dog. :-)







ShoeBandit and Rum in Her Crack make it safely across the dangerous extremely busy road, closely followed by ChokoMaki and Rohan








Well thththththats all folks

more to come

Run ??? - Bartica Overnight at ??? - ?? July 2005

Run ??? - Bartica Overnight at ???.
Hares = ???
Was there any actual running on this hash?

Hash Family Photo:

Breakfast of Front Running Paperless Bastards

Ewwww ... put on your shirt!!!!

BARAKARA ISLAND HASH 2004

Now since your everloving Hash Master and religious advisor was not present for this particular run, I will not be able to give adequate comments and descriptions of the activities seen in these images. Some are self explanatory, I will try to create an explanation for those more outrageous ones, and the rest I will leave to your imaginations.

Every one knows that you can't go anywhere on the rivers without your life jackets, especially if you are going to a hash.




On the River, a 45 min to one hour fifteen minute trip, depending on the roughness, and the size of the jet engine being used.



Of course, this being Guyana, they use the biggest possible if allowed!!





Now for some extremely strange reason, there were no pictures of the actual run with this lot, so if anyone having a look at this blog does have a couple, please either post em or send them to me via email.

After a hard (I am supposing) and strenuous run the tired hashers retire to a well deserved (again supposing) Banks in the luxurious accommodations provided by Barakara Resort!.

Now notable in this picture far left : Fleur, third from left : "Shoe Bandit", and far right "Do you want my cherry?"





Hmmmm they seem to be feeling a bit cold!



Then again maybe not.











And see the lazy gits in the recliners!!












A sight not too often seen on a hash or at an ONON .. people don't normally bend that far over.







Ahh!!! Finally somes signs of the ON ON!!
Pat "RIDE IT BABY" Morfitt and friend get a well deserved down down for being hares!
Plus a plethora of deflowered virgins swigging our precious brew!!






























while the acting Hash Master "G-String" directs the proceedings.

And then came the sinners!!! Now most of these sinners are veterans....they all know the rules ... so I think they just wanted more free beer!!















And of course the food..... and the party after!!

..... followed by

The dreaded Morning After!!!!!!
Aaaarrrrghhhh!!!!!

ON ON Keep on hashing!!!!