Run #613

Hey now, don't let it be said that the HM is not appreciative of hashers when they go out of their way to be helpful to the Hash!!

I am happy to give Iboibo the Shitty Trail award, with a hash rating of 7.5.

Ibo set the trail on Saturday morning all by himself, going thru dangerous territory, being chased by dogs and being threatened by the various inhabitants of deepest darkest Sophia.

We were pleasantly surprised to have a grand total of 30 hashers on this one, normally Saturday town runs are less than well attended!

Anyhooo, off we went happily running thru Prashad Nagar, blissfully unaware of all the hare had in store for us!!!   Yeah good sunshine, 2 beer stops expected and what was believed to be an easy run ahead.  YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!

After the first check point where most of the hash lost flour (yes the trail was set mostly with flour ... Bakewell we see why your bread is so small!!!!) things got progressively more difficult.

We ended up running a good half mile on rotted wooden planks, precariously perched atop thin cross pieces, the uprights of which were sunk deep in an unmentionable substance that had been sitting in place for a number of years, forming a deadly swamp.  Heavy people one at a time please!!

Then back out of the wood and concrete jungle and on to the East Coast Highway...... running along with the 100kph traffic coming up from behind us, one of the hashers, the soon to be named Andrew decides that it is safer to jump into a trench!!  (He claims he was looking for the trail!).

Then through Bel Air Village with the first beer stop being easily and eagerly sniffed out by thirsty hashers, and pillaged,  across Conversation Tree road, through Bel Air Gardens, out onto Sherriff Street, across into Subryanville, back around past Mae's School, onto Sherriff Street again, cross at he lights, then hang a left, past Kanuku Suites, and the 2nd beer stop,   On On in to Iboibo's place and a wild alcohol drenched hash circle.... downdowns with Vodka, 7 virgins deflowereed on Iboibo's driveway, 1 visitor welcomed, and the book was opened for Andrew's name.

Dinner (German's Grub  yum yum!) and more alcohol, followed by the solemn ceremony of the naming:- Andrew joins the ranks of the named and shall henceforth and forever be known as "Cookie Tossing Fucker"

Just by the way during the Santa Mission Hash, Marissa Hussein was named "Tree Way Tramp"  and Marcia Akeung was named "Chick With A Dick"

Further alcohol and the hash broke up because the Beer was done....horrors  who ws responsible for that debacle   Oh! Me!

Anyway, repairs to ibo's places are ongoing, something about barf eating the tiles .......

Take care all and recover intime for the next one on the 24th, hared by Terrence and Christine.

ChopSuzuki

The Santa Mission Hash and afterwards

Well as you may have noticed, the Santa Mission hash run #612 went off with a bang and plenty of barf!!

Pictures can be found on the following site:

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150368550423714.413894.782518713&type=1&cmntid=10150369802223714

Meanwhile, IboIbo has volunteered his services to set the next run which will be on Saturday 10th September 3pm at the BHC on Main St.

Be there!!!

After Run # 612

 All:  Great Hash at Santa Mission.  Kudos go out to the Hares but also special kudos to Chop Suzuki for all of his continued great work with the Hash and in particular for putting all of the logistics together for this Hash and all the others.

I have been hashing for close to 25 years and I can tell you that no Hash can survive on one person alone.  Chop continues to do a stellar job but he cannot keep this up as a one man team.  He needs everyone's support.  The GH3 requires a strong committee to succeed.  CHop can be the GM but he needs a Hash Cash, Hash Trash (someone to write up the stories, update the webpage, etc.), Hash Trail master (someone to sign people up in advance as Hares), Hash Haberdasher (get the shirts, etc), Hash Beermeister (get the food), Religious Advisor (we have that now), etc.

There is no need for me to ask people to volunteer.  You must do so on your own.  Once the Hash gains enough routine attendance and  enjoyment by all, it will be an honor to take on these roles and it will become competitive. This Hash was once at that level and could be getting back to it but the next step requires volunteers.  I cannot lie and say that I will volunteer bc I won't.  I work in two countries (here and Suriname) and thus cannot commit to that.  That said, as you all saw I am am more than willing to step in as Acting GM, ACting RA or whatever when needed when here. 

The time is now for people (Hashers) who love this Hash to step up. If all step up, the big job for one person become little jobs for many.

On a separate note, and as noted today, I have volunteered to Hare the next hash on Sat September 10 at my house in Prashad Nagar.  The problem is, I no longer have my Hash shoes (the only running shoes I own and my Hash shoes for the last ten years).   As such, before I lock in this next Hash, I need feedback from whomever who might know where my shoes ended up.  they were on the dock when we ended up back from the trip today but they were not loaded into my SUV.  If anyone has found my shoes or knows of their whereabouts it would be a big help.  Without them I am not  certain I can hare until I get new shoes which wont happen until late October if the shoes are gone for good. 

Welcome word back on my shoes and welcome volunteers to step forward and contact Chop about future assistance for one of the many positions open at this time.

Cheers, On On, iboibo

Santa Mission final update

Well the boat seems to be full to overflowing.....

The list of persons for the trip is as follows:


Tony Burden
Merissa Amin
Kenrick
"Moldy Ho"
"Snitch"
Lavern Bakker
Abigail Jeffrey
Shamana  Munro
Vernon Waldron
Ronald Peters
Thandeeka Peters
Stanton Lewis
"Swamp" Urling  plus one
"Bambi" Urling
"Iboibo"
Shiv Dindyal
Andrew
Lorraine
DJ
Dustin
Marcia
Lucria
Tabitha Fairclough
Mark Pelham
Carissa Cartas
Belinda "Suck Me Suck Me" Gomes
Meghan Marshall
Reshma
Christine
"Highway Doucher"
Dexter Sue
Shelana Junor
Lindsay Perlman
Emily Johnson
Lorraine Wong
Alysa Ciefla
Ashley Borree
Terrence Reid
Alex Riley

A grand total of 40 persons
Plus the GM and gm makes 42

20 confirmed names, and the boat paid for .... kool!

Huston we are go for launch

T minus 42 hours and counting


ChopSuzuki

Santa mission update

One hour to go, and still not enough to make the boat costs

We currently have 15 confirmed names on the list and according to Nicholas and "Highway Doucher" the boat available can take 25-30 with luggage.

total estimated cost with a total of 21 persons is $4,500.00 per person

Cost of boat $45,000.00 no matter how many people go.

Landing fee of $200.00 per person at Santa Mission

Hash Cash of $2,500.00 per person

Let us know by email (guyanahhh@gmail.com) or phone ChopSuzuki  --  619-7011

Nicholas Frazer  ---  600-5028

Highway Doucher ---  698-6104

Re: the Santa Mission Hash run No. 612

If you are still interested in going to Santa Mission, you will have to get your down payments to me at the Dr. Cheddi Jagan Dental Centre by Friday before 3pm.

We currently have 7 confirmed names on the list and according to Nicholas and "Highway Doucher" the boat available can take 25-30 with luggage.

Cost of boat $45,000.00 no matter how many people go.

Landing fee of $200.00 per person at Santa Mission

Hash Cash of $2,500.00 per person

Let us know by email (guyanahhh@gmail.com) or phone ChopSuzuki  --  619-7011

Nicholas Frazer  ---  600-5028

Highway Doucher ---  698-6104

SOON

 ChopSuzuki

The Hauraruni Run 6/4/2011

These were the images collected on the Hauraruni hash, up on the Linden-Soesdyke highway

dismal grey day but no real rain and over all a good run through the bush.


At the start ..... a house about 45 seconds away from the highway!

The HM does the necessary

 The beginning of the trail

on on

 Swampy all by his self    awwwwww!!!

 More of that wonderful stuff called BUSH

 Nicholas showing off the 5 o clock shadow that took 1 week to develop!!!!

Now swampy is no longer alone

At Hauraruni Creek after the run

At the creek,

The hares get their's.






numerous down downs were had

especially by the peace corps exvirgins

and others

some of course, not being warned about the rules of chugging, were doused!







some drank faster than they ever have before!

but took their punishment like MEN!!!!









New shoes were found on the feet of a virgin hasher!!











and they were christened!!!!










she took it like a good sport











The Grand Mattress and a poseur  

Pictures of the On On after run #611

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150260092570732&set=at.10150192901330732.309951.589895731.778816669&type=1&ref=notif&notif_t=photo_tag&theater

The Santa Mission Hash Update

We may have to cancel or postpone the Santa Mission run .... only 5 people have brought in their down

payment and we are not sure of anybody until they pay.




with transportation costs being what they are, we will not do this run until we have at least a full boat load.


Its really not worth our while to carry in all of that stuff for 7 people


ChopSuzuki