Monday, July 23, 2012

Run # 640

Since it is said that one of the runs in Baganara cannot be counted as a run ... and I am still wondering why.  This week's run shall be counted as Run #640.


Location:      Vreed-en-Hoop
Hares:          Chewbacca, Manga Porn Star, Flaps Down
Time:           3pm
Hash Cash: $2,000

We will meet up at BHC at 3pm.
There is a bit for everyone in this run !!!

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Run # 639

After the lengthy weekend involving 4 hashes in 3 days we have rested enough to go at it again.  Its time we started thinking about the runs #650 and #666 as those will be important milestones in the GHHH.

BUT... HOWEVER... NEVERTHELESS... We have ourselves a Hash this weekend !!!

Location:        Industry or EBD or wherever these no nonsense hares carry us
Date:               Saturday, July 14, 2012
Meet at BHC: 3pm
Hares:              Gypsie Bitch, Manga Porn Star and Tall but Small
Hash Cash       Usual costs (2k) do apply. Ask questions if you're lost on any details.

Do not be late!!!
GCF if you are late you AGAIN will be penalised / punished / picked on (and all other words with P) !!!

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Baganara Runs #636, #637 & #638

After much coordination from Ibo Ibo and team, the GT/Baganara/Bartica Runs which included the GH3's first naked run, there is much to report. 
Over the weekend there were over 80 hashers from the GHHH, POSHHH, PHHH and BHHH.
"On-In"

Run #636
Starting and ending at Ibo Ibo's house the visiting and local hashers were given a glimpse of the highs and lows of GT.  Running through busy streets and unknown backyards to complete the Point A to Point A run.  All in all a very good effort from the Hares and a gr8 start to the weekend.

Travelling to Baganara
Run #637
After travelling to Baganara on Jetboats, with a slight hangover and having too much to drink on board the hashers made temporary living quarters in the guest rooms, hammocks and tents - hell we were sleeping all over the place.

GH3 Naked Run #1
No information available other than that it was on some abandoned airstrip.

Live Run Hares get theirs
Run #638
The final Run was a "Live Run" done in Bartica, after providing the hares with sufficient time to start setting the trail the speeding hashers were stopped at the very first set of markers.  Took them some time to figure out what the hares had left for them to follow.  Anyway Flaps Down has a toilet seat to wear in memory of the mistakes made.

GH3, POSH3 and PH3


The Georgetown, Port of Spain and Paramaribo Hashers all shared a wonderful weekend together and posed for a final photo together.

The Paramaribo Hashers returned to Suriname on Monday morning arriving to Paramaribo in time to get some rest and do their usual Monday afternoon Hash.
What dedicated Hashers !!!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Run #634, Diamond Housing Scheme 3/6/2012 and re run #635 16/6/2012

And the Hash has done it again!!!!!  

Yet another successful hash (late as usual) in Diamond Housing Scheme.

Hares were Teshanna, Felecia and Hairy Batty Dangles aka Collis.  Yes Collis got his name today, this being his 10th run..... yay Hairy Batty Dangles    .....   Now go buy some decent shorts!!!!

Meeting at the BHC as usual, at an unusual time  .... 11am, we had 20 hashers turn up by 12am and we left the BHC at 12:15 heading up to Diamond Housing Scheme.

1 1/2 miles into DH/S we parked in front of the Diamond Mosque  (shades of Nickerie people!), we had 4 other hashers turn up making a total of 24 runners (not including the hares).
Glutton Chicken Fucker called to say that he was coming, then he called to say that he had to turn back for King Kong Not So Long  ...........   yeah right, and why the hell was KKNSL late?  He spends saturday night right next door to the BHC!!!!

Yeah well any hoooo, the Hash took off and ran South past the Diamond Police Stn., down to the last st. turning East heading towards what used to be cane fields ... surprise we turned back North then west, back towards where we started!  First drink stop was next to the last vehicular bridge in Diamond, crossed it going north, then east onto the Diamond main rd.  into the backdam!

$&%*^&(*&)*#@$%&*!!!!!!!!!!     
*&&%%$$##@@@ _(+) (*&&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(*^%&^$%^#$% $#@#!!!!!!!!!!!!
@#$@!#@ $%$@@$%!!!!!
Shiggy, shiggy and more shiggy!!!!!  A bunch of almost lost shoes later, we were 1 mile down the dam still heading East, with even more shiggy in sight!!!!  The front runners claim they were 2 miles down the dam!!  more fool you people ... no paper down there!!!  After sounding the recall at the hares request, the GM got everybody turned back, and the hares directed the hash up a dam heading north through old growth sugar cane ... most of it fermenting darn it!!  

One big loop later we were back on the in trail heading out (West).  Back thru the Shiggy, cow shite, garbage, more shiggy back onto Diamond main rd. to the next drink stop.   AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Blessed be banks the golden brew!!!!!!!!!!!  At which point we were joined by Glutton Chicken Fucker and King Kong Not So Long.

Now Through out this whole run, Suemayah claimed she was suffering from morning sickness, and was really nauseated.  Yeah right Suemayah ...LIAR!!! ...  we know you were on anti malaria meds and were having a bad reaction ... we have spies in the embassy!!!!

Any how, having just spent a further 10 minutes looking for the trail after the drinks stop, we were directed agin up the correst way by an oblinging,  soon to be named, Hairy Batty Dangles. 

Another long 15 minutes in the blazing sun on hot tarmac, and the Minarets of the Mosque were in sight, and Nauseous Suemayah and a bunch of the rear enders suddenly got legs and sprinted to the Beers.  Carib this time.

After rehydrating, we headed off to the Diamond club for the ONON, and a great pool dip.

Hares were punished,  errr, ahmm, that is rewarded!!!  Virgins (6 of em) deflowered, fresh hares for the next run were volunteered, and the R A then showed his great wisdom and perspicacity, by justly punishing the sinners (two trail pissers, two tech users, and two more just for being ugly I guess!!!! (GCF and KKNSL)).

A quick meeting was held and it was decided that Chris "Glutton Chicken Fucker" McRae would take the Job of Hash Dray, whilst the job of Hash Cash would be held by Nicholas "Flaps Down" Fraser, with tech assistance from Dave Jones for records.

Then it was time for food, and a good time was had by all, during which time name suggestions were put down for Collis, and while every one was in the pool, he was dubbed and shall forever henceforth be known as Hairy Batty Dangles.

The next run will be on Saturday 16th June up in Timerhi, Hared by TBS, Oriane and Robby.
Meeting time will be 1pm in front of the BHC.  Hash cash is $2000.00




Sunday, May 27, 2012

RUN #634

It’s Hash time again! Run # 634, this time we’re going to the
backlands of Diamond Housing Scheme.

For all you adventure lovers and the others ( we don’t care if you’re
not) this is a fantastic trail. Lots of mud and some shit and maybe
lots more shit, so if you were at the Berbice run, I suggest you don’t
clean your sneakers! .. oh and you might come across some snakes and
alligators along the way.

HOPING TO SEE LOTS of you there, and it would be nice to know how many
persons you’re bringing along.

Bring swimwear! Bring virgins! ON-ON!!

Carpooling is advised & bring a change of clothes; it’s a pretty shitty trail.

Location: Diamond BacklandsDate: Sunday June 3Meet at BHC: 11amHares:
No Fucking name Collis, No name Falicia, Just Teshanna

Usual costs (2k) apply. Ask questions if you're lost on any details.


Contact ChopSuzuki, Tall But Small etc.





Friday, May 25, 2012


Below is a listing of the Total number of runs attained by some of the hashers:



Rebel:  387
ChopSuzuki:  363
Rum- In-Her-Crack:  86
Front Running Paperless Bastard: 187
Power Surge:  37
Suck Me2:  23
Bank Cock:  13
Wussy Pussy:  27    Terrible when u consider that he started back in 2004
Gypsy Bitch:  75
Airbag Kisser:  35
Swampy:  47
Bambi:  35
Hash Baby:  16
Birdy Num Num:  27
Bad Apple:  23
Reshma:  9
John Singh:  6
Nick Schlaepfer:  7
Jenelle Blackman:  12
Highway Doucher:  23
Flaps Down:  18
Hash Hoochie:15
Iboibo:  16
3 Way Tramp:  20
Kenrick:  7
Shiv Dindyal:  7
Cookie Tossing Fucker:  17
Apple Bottom Bitch:  17
Tall But Small:  16
Nikolai:  4
Cat in Heat:  8

These numbers are as correct as I can make them, but some hashes were not put down in the book, and some pages are missing.  Shiv, sorry but I really don't see more runs for you.  Tabby the same for u, tho I may have missed one or 2.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Setting A Hash


Whilst setting a hash is similar the world over, there are local variations caused by a) where the originator of the particular kennel first started hashing, b) financial considerations, c) local customs, d) litter laws (how well they are enforced) e) terrain.

Here in Guyana, the Hash uses Shredded Paper (usually US embassy secrets, but sometimes UK High Commission secrets, and of late GUYSUCO secrets   ....  they really don't want people to know how they are wasting the money!), although flour may be used if the trail is mostly on road.  During wet season, the flour washes away, and in the bush, insects eat it, and the colour is normally too close to the colour of the surrounding sand.

In Georgetown and it's environs, a small amount of paper (half a handful) every other lantern post or even every 200 yards will suffice to mark trail.  Outside of G/T more paper should be used, since people tend to believe we are working black magic on them when they see us laying the paper, and tend to shift it.  Kids also have a habit of playing with the shreddies.

A single pile of paper indicates the trail for the hounds to follow, and as long as paper is laid at decent intervals and not too well hidden, the hashers will find and follow it.

Check points:  two piles of paper laid side by side will indicate a check point.  Check points a) make the trail more interesting b) cruel, c) evil, d) fun, e) and allow the tail enders to do some catching up.

Hares (those setting the run) should always indicate beforehand the number of people who must reach the check point, before the hashers are allowed to continue on .. note hares do not count in that number, they are not persons!!  Under normal circumstances 7 - 10 is a good number.  However, when in Jungle terrain, it is always better to increase the number.  The more people on the hash, the more it spreads out  .... the tail enders have been known to come on in about 1/2 hr after the front runners!!, so the more hashers, the more false trails, the better.

After the check point it is customary to have 2 or more trails going off in differing directions, with the first pile of paper being placed anywhere within 300yds of the check point.  Hashers are encouraged to call out "On On" when they encounter the paper piles.  this is especially important in bush since we run a very real risk of getting lost in unfamiliar territory.

Tit Check:  normally a circle of paper with a central dot, indicating that female members of the hash should go checking for the trail, whilst the men lounge around and watch the rear view of said female members as they go.

Dick Check:  a newly suggested check point that currently does not have a sign, where the male members must go look for trail.

The False Trail:  the false trail is any trail that is not the real one.  A false trail can be of any length (some have been 1 mile long), but must be clearly marked at its end by a false trail sign.

The False Trail Sign:  this is three piles of paper arranged in a triangle.  more paper is usually used for this sign than normal.  At the false trail sign hashers are supposed to call "False Trail" and return to the point where the check point was seen.

A hash trail can be of almost any length, but most commonly is between 3 and 7 miles long (including the false trails), although we have have a few 10 and 12 milers.
The trail may also be of any shape, circle and square being the most common.  Care must be taken to ensure that if the trail crisscrosses, there is no confusion between the on trail and the back trail.

In areas of agriculture, the trail should be kept away from plant beds, no matter how over grown they look ... those bushes might be food!!

A local guide is usually very useful if you are setting a trail in jungle that you don't know.  they may be able to make suggestions that will make the run more interesting (Chinese style interesting).

FINANCIAL CONSIDERATIONS:  The hash normally asks $2,000.00 for a town (G/T) run and more for out of town runs.  In most cases $2,500.00 is sufficient for an out of town run, but these costs are calculated on a 25 runner hash, with food from German's Restaurant (we have an arrangement  ... $15,000.00 for food), and a maximum of $35,000.00 for drinks, ice, plates, cups etc.

Food costs vary according to location, but in most cases should not exceed $15,000.00.

Beers, the life blood of the hash (Banks) can be purchased from any wholesaler, and the hash has a supply of bottles that is used to exchange ... regular Banks bottles are recycled and a deposit is paid when you purchase beer without the bottles.

Please ensure that all regular banks beer bottles are returned to the Dicktator.

The normal meeting place for the G/T hash is in front of the British High Commission as being the most central point for every one (but mainly because the first Guyana hashers were British!!!).
Time of meeting depends mainly of where the run will be held.  The further away it is, the earlier the meeting.

Of late, most hashes have been held on Sunday, because most of the local hashers work on Saturdays, but this is not set in stone, only as a convenience.

Note: a new hare will usually be paired with a veteran hare.  Again not set in stone, but it works out better since the vet knows how to set trail, and the newbie may have new trail ideas/locations.


Now that you have been given the salient points about setting a hash run, get out there, volunteer and set one!!!!

SIGNED


CHOPSUZUKI
THE DICKTATOR

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Well now, as they say, another day another dollah!

well, another fortnight another hash!!

This last hash, Run Number 630, was very sparsley attended, probably due to the late information from the hare.

A grand total of 11 runners (including the hare).

A well,  anyways, the run started off going from the BHC out past German.s onto water street, all the way down a past the Banks, Arcade and Stabroek Market  ... did you know that the arcade is open on Sundays?

Past The old GNCB building and Min of Human Services, and a whole lot of streets later we ended up passing thru Bourda on our way to the National Park ... and thence the seawall.  Out onto the beach, all the way up past the Marriott site to the Demerara River.  Along the Jetty to the (under construction) Coast Guard Stn., past the Light house and back to the BHC.  New places seen new holes fallen into!

On On was back at RIHC's place in Lamaha gdns, where a good time was had by all, with one virgin recieving our attention!!  Don't know if she had a good time too!!

Anyhoo, the next run will be on Sunday 29th April, meeting 9am at the BHC (British High Commission for you uneducated farrts out there) on Main street  .... cars needed, so bring em!!!  4x4s preferred, but not totally necessary.  Lots of dry white sand on the trail in.

Hares will be Rebel, ChopSuzuki and Tall But Small.

Swim gear is suggested, but as I have said before, we dont mind u skinny dipping!!  all except Wussy Pussy!!!!  Aaaaarrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!  horrible thought!!!!

Bring along virgins for us to deflower please!!!

See ya there

ChopSuzuki

Friday, April 13, 2012

Next Hash: GHHH Run #630

The next hash will be held on Sunday April 15, 2012.
Run will be done up the Highway.
Meeting at the BHC at 2pm.  That's a late start so don't make it extra late late.

Usual hash cash will be charged.



Thursday, March 22, 2012

April Fools' Hash

Hello loyal hashing flock! A brief announcement from your ever-faithful R.A., Tall but Small (dastardly lies), Carissa, and Leisa.

We plan on hosting a hash run soon, on April 1st. No joke! Only fools.

We have a great trail in mind on the West Demerara coast. The ...great honors and down-downs for the trail will be directed toward the departing Chelsea and Tim Tibbs. Their Linden trails were extremely shiggy and they forever shall be welcome into the kindgom of hashing. The on-in party will be held at Tall-but-Small's humble home in Uitvlugt--it is requested that the neighbors be respected!

Location:        West Demerara, near Uitvlugt area
Date:               Sunday, April 1st
Meet at BHC: 11am
Hairs:              Tall but Small, Carissa, and Leisa
Usual costs (2k) do apply. Ask questions if you're lost on any details.

Lastly, communion, confession, and general tithes are always welcome with the R.A. Good day, hash bless.