RUN #604 -- "MERRISA'S NIGHTMARE, RUN 605"

Well now, after a moderately successful Vodka till I die hash, with the grand mattress providing the mobile drink stops, and then everyone stumbling into the GM's place in one piece, after which everyone then proceeded to get seriously plastered .. sinners for shortcutting, new shoes (drank out of em), front running and rear enders were doused virgins were deflowered and otherwise debauched.

Good now that you have recovered enough to read this message ..... IMPORTANT CORRECTION!!!! ....

THE HASH ON SATURDAY 4TH WILL BE MEETING AT THE HIGH COMMISSION AT 1.30PM, AND NOT 3 PM AS WAS PREVIOUSLY DESCRIBED.

THE RUN WILL BE UP ON THE HIGHWAY:

 will meet at 1:30pm in front of the BHC on Saturday, June 4. Please note we will LEAVE AT 2pm! This means frickin' LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE at 2pm! Not 2:01 nor 2:05 nor 2:30! Hash Cash will be  $2,500.00. Trail will be shiggy. You don't know what "shiggy" means? What a bunch of wankers! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shiggy  Bring change of clothes to replace those shredded to pieces by a screaming and flailing Merissa who will terrorize all who had the misfortune to cross her path that day. On In will take place in a creek infested by caimans  AND Labaria . Shotguns recommended.

And, now, a word from our sponsor:

Run No: 604 A Rum Till I Die episode

Well now that you have suffered through the trials and tribulations of the Linden run, it is now time for a reward (if you want to call it that!!).

 The next run of the Guyana Hash House Harriers will be held this weekend Sunday 22nd May 2011.

Meeting at the British High Commission  on Main Street at 3pm.  From there we will go where ever the booze
takes us   .... not forgetting the shredded paper and the pink elephants!!

Hash Cash is $2,000.00 and we expect you to bring a partner or a friend, failing which, bring an enemy since after this run your friends and partners may well become enemies anyhow!!  Har Har Har!!

See you through the bottom of your glass

The dread Hash Dictator

ChopSuzuki

Linden Hash Run May 14th!

Hello Everyone!

The Hash is set for Saturday Morning 9 am meet at the British High Commission. From there we will travel to Linden for a One Day Run, accommodations is being checked for those who wish to stay in Linden overnight. Transportation will be arranged for those who do not or cannot find a seat for the trip out. The hash cash is two thousand Guyana dollars. For those needing to use the bus we can work out the details of the cost between the passengers.

If anyone has questions please call me at 600-7386.

Hope to see you there!


Wes