Hares = Sword Swallower, Birdy Num Num, and Sword Swallower's cousin. (What happened to Easy Bitch and Bambi?)
"Misbehave on the trail and the Hare will whack you with a stick!" or
"And she wonders why she got the name Sword Swallower?"
The GHHH is a drinking group with a running problem, but you neither need drink nor run to enjoy a hash. All are welcome, young and old, fast or slow, virtuous or not, so just come on out and join us. The only prerequisite to hashing is a sense of humor.