Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Costumed Halloween Hash (SUNDAY 30 October 2011) Run#616

Hashers!! Are you ready for the Costumed Halloween Hash?!?!

This hash run will take place on SUNDAY, October 30th!!
It will be planned and hosted by Dave Jones and Dustin Washburn and will feature the Felicity/LeRessouvenir/Grand Coastal areas on the East Coast.
WEAR A COSTUME or be subject to copious down-downs!!

This is DEF L’s LAST HASH in Georgetown!

Meet up at British High Commission at 2:00 PM sharp; bring a vehicle if possible.
On-In will be at the Felicity village sign @ 2:45 near the seawall just prior to Grand Coastal and beer-burgers, hotdogs, potato salad and other grilled foods will be the entrees.

All are welcome!!
Dustin Washburn

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Run No 615

Well, it's time for the Guyana Hash House Harriers to take a trip to da West Coast.

This hash run will be planned and hosted by Carrissa and Mark.

The trail is promised to be interesting and challenging...and maybe just a little bit tricky for you FRB's!

The On-In will be in Uitvlugt and home-made southern BBQ chicken will be
the entree for the meal (I have a grill and I know how to use it).

Anyone is welcome as long as they cum (who said cum?) prepared to have
a good time.

As always, a small token will be taken for costs of food
and refreshments.

Meet in front of the British High Commission at 2PM
Saturday, October 22nd.  Bring a vehicle if available.

Announcement!!!!   Just Tony will forever henceforth be known as "COCKY DOODLE DICK!!!"

ON ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At long last, T-shirts will be available for sale at $1,000.00 each, assorted sizes and colours, although most will be off white!!!! (yes I wore em!!)

pictures of the RED DRESS RUN are available on our facebook page

Saturday, October 1, 2011

First Annual Red Dress Run!


HARES: Moldy Ho, Deaf Lesbian, and Just Tony (but not for long)

WHEN:  Saturday October 8th at 3 PM

WHERE:  Out side of the British High Commission (on Main Street). Look for desperate wankers badgering hapless passer-bys for Banks.

HASH CASH:  $2000 includes drinks and food and a flash from Three Way Tramp.

SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS:  Time to pull out that special red dress from the closet and join the rest of the Global Hash World with a RED DRESS RUN!  Now only in Guyana is it against the law for men to dress in women's clothing!!!.............So if that bothers you just wear something RED & Flashy.  So cumm (who said cumm) and join us for a fun run (stagger?) through Georgetown! Again, just to ensure you gaffing wankers understand, you must wear RED! If you don't wear RED, don't cum!


Now, let us discuss Hash Naming.  First thing we learn about hashing is that there are no rules but there are traditions.  Names are suppose to relate to the hasher being named.  Ideally it should be two words,  a name should roll off the tongue with a minimum of syllables. You don't want to be panting from chasing the frickin' FRB Hare and shouting "Hey, He Who Farts Like A Cow, where is the Beer Near?"

Here are some examples:

I was named for my job, I was working with mold = Moldy Ho

One can be named for something physical = Deaf Lesbian (he can tell you about the lesbian part!) 

Can be named for something on the hash:

Friend of mine always  rode his big hog motorcycle to the hash  = Hog StrattleHER

Another friend pass out on her first hash, stayed down on the ground with both hands clutching the grass = Field Tester

Can be name stemming from one's own name:

Had a friend Jay Lamb = EWE Fucker

You get the idea...

We will be naming Tony this week and what do we know about him...  He is: White, tall, American, member of US Peace Corps (hmmm just thought of a good one), teaches Physiology to nursing student in Linden and he is usually the FRB of the Georgetown H3.  Think we should be able to think of some good names that relate to Tony.