RUN #604 -- "MERRISA'S NIGHTMARE, RUN 605"

Well now, after a moderately successful Vodka till I die hash, with the grand mattress providing the mobile drink stops, and then everyone stumbling into the GM's place in one piece, after which everyone then proceeded to get seriously plastered .. sinners for shortcutting, new shoes (drank out of em), front running and rear enders were doused virgins were deflowered and otherwise debauched.

Good now that you have recovered enough to read this message ..... IMPORTANT CORRECTION!!!! ....

THE HASH ON SATURDAY 4TH WILL BE MEETING AT THE HIGH COMMISSION AT 1.30PM, AND NOT 3 PM AS WAS PREVIOUSLY DESCRIBED.

THE RUN WILL BE UP ON THE HIGHWAY:

 will meet at 1:30pm in front of the BHC on Saturday, June 4. Please note we will LEAVE AT 2pm! This means frickin' LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE at 2pm! Not 2:01 nor 2:05 nor 2:30! Hash Cash will be  $2,500.00. Trail will be shiggy. You don't know what "shiggy" means? What a bunch of wankers! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shiggy  Bring change of clothes to replace those shredded to pieces by a screaming and flailing Merissa who will terrorize all who had the misfortune to cross her path that day. On In will take place in a creek infested by caimans  AND Labaria . Shotguns recommended.

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