Monday, December 31, 2012

First Hash of 2013 !!! GH3 Run # 650


Yes a run is on for Saturday January 5, 2013.  A lovely little trot through Vreed-en-Hoop brought to you by TBS, Perlmonster and No name Elke.
Meet at the BHC at 11am.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

GH3 Runs 648 and 649

As the Hares have changed the date of GH3 run #648 from Dec 1 to Dec 8 due to our step-child's run on Dec 2 ... we will be doing 2 hashes in 2 weekends

GH3 Run # 648
Where:          GT
When:           Dec 8 @ 2:30pm
Meet-up:       BHC
Hash Cash:   $2,000

GH3 Run # 649 & Hash Party
Where:          East Coast
When:           Dec 15 @ 2:30pm
Meet-up:       BHC
Hash Cash:   $2,500

We gonna have some fun these last two hashes ... so ensure you are here.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Hash Run #647 - Nov 17

Hash Report:
At a location in Canal #1 with plenty of possibilities No-Name Jamal was a no-show as a Hare but showed up to pick up the 'shit'.
Our lovely but rusty trail-setting hares (bouncing bikini and no name yolanda) laid a trail which picked up a not so good rating of 3 on the hash scale - and they got the ice marks to prove it.
Hash grub was excellent and there was too much beer to handle (not a normal occurrence) so all in all it was a great day to spend with the hash family.

Somebody send some pics for the blog!

Monday, November 5, 2012

Analversaries, Milestones and Hash Naming - Our GH3 Hash Register

GH3 Hashers,
As we are entering the end of year and its festivities we may want to have a look back at our attendance to the Hash and when we will be having our analversaries and other important milestones.
I would like to point out the following:
1. Power Serge and Gypsie Bitch are due their 50 Runs GH3 Mugs.
2. Rum in her Crack has 10 more runs to attain 100 Runs.
3. Shiv, Stephen Patterson, Reshma, Dexter and Navin are all due or very close to having Hash Names.

Keep up the good running, and drinking. ON ON.
Surname, Name Hash Name Runs
1 Abu-Douleh, Suemayah Visa Bitch 5
2 Adams, Eric Cunning Lingus 1
3 Aguirre Yesenia 2
4 Al Hashimi, Marwan Chewbacca 12
5 Applesammy, Loretta 1
6 Arguello, Eduardo 1
7 Augustine Collis Hairy Battie Dangles 17
8 Amin Merissa 3-Way Tramp 22
9 Bacchus, Leon Pum Pum Shorts 19
10 Bagawindin, Kareen 2
11 Baird, Sefa  Bank Cock 14
12 Bales, Brian 1
13 Balthazar, Dinorah 2
14 Benn, Joven 1
15 Benny, Fiona 6:30 Patta 3
16 Binns, Fabian 1
17 Blackman, Jennelle Chup A Chup 10
18 Borutski, Kendra 6
19 Bridjan, Chris 1
20 Brissac, Meal 2
21 Brooks, Krista 2
22 Brown, Anna 1
23 Burden, Tony Cock-A-Doodle Dick 30
24 Callendar, Roger 3
25 Camera, Tina 4
26 Chase, Danielle 1
27 Chisholm, Kate 1
28 Chuck-A-Sang, Nicholas
29 Chuck-A-Sang, Renata Rum In her Crack 90
30 Chung, Ian 1
31 Clark, Jason 2
32 Cleveland, Triston 3
33 Clough, Andrew Wrapper 2
34 Coe, Jennie 2
35 Copeland, Jessi 1
36 Cusimano, Matt 2
37 Davidson, Josh 1
38 DeAbreu, Marcia Long Time Cuming 19
39 DeArmas, Alfonso 1
40 Depena, Moises 1
41 Dindyal, Shiv 10
42 Doorgen, Damien 2
43 Dos Santos, Petal Hash Hoochie 15
44 Duran, Paula 1
45 Elcock, Esmond 1
46 Emerson, Ben 1
47 Evans, Jeremy 2
48 Fairclough, Tabatha Cat in Heat 16
49 Fontenelle, Matthew 1
50 Foster, Youlanda 2
51 Frank, Radiante Cuddle Pussy 11
52 Fraser, Nicholas  Flaps Down 30
53 Fredericks, Randy 1
54 Frericks, Laura 1
55 Gant, Tiffany  3
56 Garcia, Kaie 4
57 Gaubault, Donna Bottom Breather 4
58 Gentle, Marcia 1
59 George, Keiron 1
60 Gilbert, Jamal 1
61 Gooding, Christine Apple Bottom Bitch 17
62 Gouveia, Stan 3
63 Gomes, Belinda Suck me Suck me 24
64 Gomes, Suzanne 1
65 Gontijo, Rodrigo 1
66 Griffith, Feiyette 4
67 Griffith , Timothy 3
68 Guerin, Loren 1
69 Henry, Michelle 1
70 Ishmael, Camille 6
71 James, Luciana 1
72 Jardim, Jessica
73 Jardim, Joe Suckstache
74 Jarvis, Emma 1
75 Jarvis, Julietta 1
76 Jodhan, Sean 4
77 Joly, Daniel 2
78 Jones, Anita 1
79 Jones, Ronnete 1
80 Jones, Ruth 1
81 Jordan, Charlene 1
82 Jourdain, Randy 1
83 Kazmi, Kescha 1
84 Kingston, Amy 1
85 Kirk, Malcolm Captain Kirk 34
86 Kirk, Mrs Kareoke Queen 33
87 Knapp, Paul 1
88 Kogel, Wendy 1
89 Lane, Justin 4
90 Lachman, Kellyann 1
91 Lachmansingh, Sharon 6
92 Ledija, James 2
93 Lee, Colin Chop Suzuki 374
94 Lee, Nadira Rebel Grand Mistress 388
95 Lee, Nikolai 4
96 Lee, Tatiana Hash Baby 16
97 Leu, Kurt 2
98 May, Stuart Birdy Num Num 27
99 May, Tanya Sword Swallower 15
100 Mentore, Javan 1
101 Mc Rae, Chris Glutten Chicken Fucker 21
102 Mc Kenzie, Curtis 1
103 Mc Klmon, Marcia 5
104 Mohabeer, Ravi 4
105 Mundini, Pablo 1
106 Mundini, Patrique 1
107 Nadeau, Serge Power Serge 49
108 Nerajan-Cena, Anna 5
109 Nicholson, Zenita 6
110 Noble, Ronald 1
111 Norris, Randy 1
112 Odle, Valaerie 1
113 Ornelas, Joel 3
114 Ortiz, Gus Spontaneous Cumbustion 2
115 Parthab, Michael 2
116 Patterson, Stephen 9
117 Pearlman, Lindsay 5
118 P  , Mark
119 Persaud, Diaram 1
120 Persaud, Reshma 9
121 Persaud, Roger 2
122 Persaud, Tara 4
123 Rambharose, Nikita Bouncing Bikini 21
124 Ramnauth, Raj 2
125 Rampersad, Krystal Trini Coconuts 8
126 Rampersad, Leisa 5
127 Ramrup, Anil 1
128 Ramsingh, John 6
129 Reid, Terrence Wussy Pussy 33
130 Reyna, Jose 4
131 Ricknauth, Vid Gypsy Bitch 81
132 Ricknauth, Davina Airbag Kisser 38
133 Riley, Alex 1
134 Roberts, Amanda 1
135 Robertson, Robbie Manga Porn Star 14
136 Rodrigues, Andrew Cookie-Tossing-Fucker 9
137 Rodrigues, Elke 4
138 Rodrigues, Nyashia 2
139 Roopnarine, Alicia 2
140 Rosenthal, Oriane My face is up here 12
141 Sancho, Delon 2
142 Seetahal, Deodat 1
143 Seetahal, Latchmi Yap Jack 16
144 Seetahal, Sonia 1
145 Sewcharran, Roselyn Rosie-The-Rack 6
146 Shaw, Raquel 1
147 Singh, Gayatri 2
148 Singh, Amar 3
149 Singh, Mahendra N.P. Bitch 1*
150 Singh Sonia Highway Doucher 34
151 Solomon King King Kong Not So Long 16
152 Sooknandan Devika 1
153 Sookram, Navin 8
154 Smithet, Trevor Front Running Paperless Bastard 187
155 Stanley, Alque 1
156 Stewart, Ricardo 1
157 Steinbauer, Molly Slippery when wet 1
158 Suderman Patrice 1
159 Sue, Dexter 9
160 Tatham, Barbara 1
161 Thomas Kenrick 9
162 Thompson, Nestor 1
163 Thompson, Ray 1
164 Thompson, Sandy 1
165 Tyne Tka 5
166 Urling Clinton Swampy 103
167 Urling Heubert Bambi 35
168 Verbeke, Ulelli 2
169 Veronshire, Asha 3
170 Volcy, Jean 4
171 West, Amanda 4
172 Wong Quincy $5 Suckee Suckee 25
173 Xavier, Steven 1
174 Zang, Zoe 2

Your Hash Cash and Hash Registrar,
Flaps Down

Thursday, November 1, 2012

The next run !!! Run #646.

Run #646.

Date:               November 4, 2012
Time:               11:00 hours
Meeting point:  British High Commission

Cost of food/beer/liquor/communion wafers: $2,500
Location of Trail: Georgetown
Hares: Tall but Small, Canadian #1 (Tristan), Canadian #2 (Zoey)

Thou Shall Have No Other Activity But Hash AMEN!!
And so it begins again! This run shall be special and will be called:
The Blessing of the Hares
Come one come all, gather once more for a meaningful Sunday mass(as there will be a MASSive amount of alcohol) with your ever-patient Religious Advisor, Tall but Small, and his loyal Canadian congregants.
Tithes and blessings will be offered to all that desire, but salvation is only offered to FRBs and DFLs!
There will be an interesting theme going to bless this holy occassion!

So come try to win the “Flash” cape or earn yourself the honor of “Hash-shit”—and remember, TBS’s trails may always be a bit rough and interesting, but they’re a lot less intimidating than sitting on a block of ice!

Thursday, October 4, 2012


Hey Y'all

Its time again for a another hash!!!!

Yes we will be having yet another gathering of that scrofulous group of malingering, malicious, maladjusted miscreants called the Georgetown Hash House Harriers!!!!

This time, the run? will be hared by Marcie and whatever disreputable group she gathers around her to provide us with the hot sandy trail in the middle of somewhere.

Meeting at the British High Commission on Sunday 21st October 2012, 9.30am     .......    Yes all you hungover farts AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From there up to the highway for the run and thence to the Jardim's    ...  you know, the place with the "OOL".   Yes indeedy, a day of fun, frolic and just general debauchery!!!!

Feel free to bring in the virgins!!  The hash has a ravenous appetite!!!!!!!!!!!

See you there


Thursday, August 30, 2012

Michel Desloover aka Ibo Ibo's Special Going Away Hash Weekend from September 29 - 30

Special Hash Weekend.

Meeting Spot:    British High Commission @ 1pm
Departure time:  2pm
Hash Cash:        $7,000 / $9,000
Payment due:     September 21, 2012 (Chop, Flaps or Yap)

List of persons who have indicated their participation; you need to make contact with Chop Suzuki, Flaps Down or Yap Jack before Friday September 21, 2012 with a down payment of GYD$4,000.  The rest $3,000 (no room) or $5,000 (room) can be paid on Saturday Sept. 29 at the BHC.

1 Latchmi Yap Jack S
2 Nick Fraser (FD) (hare) XL
3 Navin  (Hare) L
4 5$ Suckee Suckee (hare) M
5 Shiv (hare) L
6 Gibsey (B) (hare) XL
7 Gibsey (B) Wife M
8 Michel  (Ibo Ibo) XXL
9 Trinidad
10 Serge Nadeau XXL
11 Marcia Mcklmon S
12 Sharon Lachmansingh M
13 Alex Reliey  L
14 Iron Lady (Trinidad) M
15 Iron Lady (Trinidad) Husband XXL
16 Sonia  S
17 Radiante Frank CP (pd Nick) S
18 Roselyn Sewcharran M
19 Damion Doorgen M
20 Dexter Sue XXL
21 Terrence Reid  L
22 Mark Pelam XL
23 Robbie Robinson L
24 Oriane Rosenthol M
25 Suemayah S
26 Ryan Brooks L
27 Jose Reyman M
28 Andrew Rodrigues L
29 Ornalas Joel XL
30 Matthew Fontenelle XL
31 Sean S. Jodhan M
32 Tera Persaud M
33 Timothy Griffith M

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Run # 642


Meet at the BHC for 3pm
Hares:               Chop Suzuki & Rum in her Crack
Hash Location:  East Coast of Demerara
Hash Cash:        $2,000

This promises to be one for the books with the wealth of experience in the Hares.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Run # 641 Aug 18, 2012

Hares doing the Chalk Talk
Run # 641 at Splashmins resort officially was the last shiggy trail ibo ibo set with us the GH3.  That doesn't mean that he won't be called on "unofficially" to do some setting.  Other hares included $5 Suckee Suckee, Power Serge and No F*%# Name Roger.

Inaugural Hash Bolt
The Hash Facebooker put the wrong time on the blog and persons didn't show-up at 12 noon as was indicated by Ibo Ibo.  Instead we had a trickle of hashers arriving at all hours even directly to Ashmin's Fun Park and Resort just as we were about to have the Chalk Talk.

"Just Debora" leads the walkers
A new aspect of the GH3 was added the Hash Bolt (Manga Porn Star's idea), which goes to the pisspot who thinks the world of his/her talents and tries relentlessly to be first to the end of the trail. Just James wore the inaugural run of the Hash Cape.

"Just Deborah" was on the walkers trail and decided that since she saw the end of the trail that she would race to the end and win.  She was adorned with the Bolt Cape.

Anywho the run was very good (8.9) and the grub was more than enough for the 40+ hashers.

At the naming Ceremony:
Pictures courtesy of Yap Jack
Oriane Rosenthal calls herself "My face is up here"
Gus Ortiz was named "Spontaneous CUMbustion"
Teshanna Sue-Cox is "Cabbage Patch Dangles"
Krystal Rampersad from now on is "Trini Coconuts"
And Deborah Nurse will be known as "Cougar Bitch"

Monday, July 23, 2012

Run # 640

Since it is said that one of the runs in Baganara cannot be counted as a run ... and I am still wondering why.  This week's run shall be counted as Run #640.

Location:      Vreed-en-Hoop
Hares:          Chewbacca, Manga Porn Star, Flaps Down
Time:           3pm
Hash Cash: $2,000

We will meet up at BHC at 3pm.
There is a bit for everyone in this run !!!

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Run # 639

After the lengthy weekend involving 4 hashes in 3 days we have rested enough to go at it again.  Its time we started thinking about the runs #650 and #666 as those will be important milestones in the GHHH.

BUT... HOWEVER... NEVERTHELESS... We have ourselves a Hash this weekend !!!

Location:        Industry or EBD or wherever these no nonsense hares carry us
Date:               Saturday, July 14, 2012
Meet at BHC: 3pm
Hares:              Gypsie Bitch, Manga Porn Star and Tall but Small
Hash Cash       Usual costs (2k) do apply. Ask questions if you're lost on any details.

Do not be late!!!
GCF if you are late you AGAIN will be penalised / punished / picked on (and all other words with P) !!!

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Baganara Runs #636, #637 & #638

After much coordination from Ibo Ibo and team, the GT/Baganara/Bartica Runs which included the GH3's first naked run, there is much to report. 
Over the weekend there were over 80 hashers from the GHHH, POSHHH, PHHH and BHHH.

Run #636
Starting and ending at Ibo Ibo's house the visiting and local hashers were given a glimpse of the highs and lows of GT.  Running through busy streets and unknown backyards to complete the Point A to Point A run.  All in all a very good effort from the Hares and a gr8 start to the weekend.

Travelling to Baganara
Run #637
After travelling to Baganara on Jetboats, with a slight hangover and having too much to drink on board the hashers made temporary living quarters in the guest rooms, hammocks and tents - hell we were sleeping all over the place.

GH3 Naked Run #1
No information available other than that it was on some abandoned airstrip.

Live Run Hares get theirs
Run #638
The final Run was a "Live Run" done in Bartica, after providing the hares with sufficient time to start setting the trail the speeding hashers were stopped at the very first set of markers.  Took them some time to figure out what the hares had left for them to follow.  Anyway Flaps Down has a toilet seat to wear in memory of the mistakes made.

GH3, POSH3 and PH3

The Georgetown, Port of Spain and Paramaribo Hashers all shared a wonderful weekend together and posed for a final photo together.

The Paramaribo Hashers returned to Suriname on Monday morning arriving to Paramaribo in time to get some rest and do their usual Monday afternoon Hash.
What dedicated Hashers !!!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Run #634, Diamond Housing Scheme 3/6/2012 and re run #635 16/6/2012

And the Hash has done it again!!!!!  

Yet another successful hash (late as usual) in Diamond Housing Scheme.

Hares were Teshanna, Felecia and Hairy Batty Dangles aka Collis.  Yes Collis got his name today, this being his 10th run..... yay Hairy Batty Dangles    .....   Now go buy some decent shorts!!!!

Meeting at the BHC as usual, at an unusual time  .... 11am, we had 20 hashers turn up by 12am and we left the BHC at 12:15 heading up to Diamond Housing Scheme.

1 1/2 miles into DH/S we parked in front of the Diamond Mosque  (shades of Nickerie people!), we had 4 other hashers turn up making a total of 24 runners (not including the hares).
Glutton Chicken Fucker called to say that he was coming, then he called to say that he had to turn back for King Kong Not So Long  ...........   yeah right, and why the hell was KKNSL late?  He spends saturday night right next door to the BHC!!!!

Yeah well any hoooo, the Hash took off and ran South past the Diamond Police Stn., down to the last st. turning East heading towards what used to be cane fields ... surprise we turned back North then west, back towards where we started!  First drink stop was next to the last vehicular bridge in Diamond, crossed it going north, then east onto the Diamond main rd.  into the backdam!

*&&%%$$##@@@ _(+) (*&&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(*^%&^$%^#$% $#@#!!!!!!!!!!!!
@#$@!#@ $%$@@$%!!!!!
Shiggy, shiggy and more shiggy!!!!!  A bunch of almost lost shoes later, we were 1 mile down the dam still heading East, with even more shiggy in sight!!!!  The front runners claim they were 2 miles down the dam!!  more fool you people ... no paper down there!!!  After sounding the recall at the hares request, the GM got everybody turned back, and the hares directed the hash up a dam heading north through old growth sugar cane ... most of it fermenting darn it!!  

One big loop later we were back on the in trail heading out (West).  Back thru the Shiggy, cow shite, garbage, more shiggy back onto Diamond main rd. to the next drink stop.   AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Blessed be banks the golden brew!!!!!!!!!!!  At which point we were joined by Glutton Chicken Fucker and King Kong Not So Long.

Now Through out this whole run, Suemayah claimed she was suffering from morning sickness, and was really nauseated.  Yeah right Suemayah ...LIAR!!! ...  we know you were on anti malaria meds and were having a bad reaction ... we have spies in the embassy!!!!

Any how, having just spent a further 10 minutes looking for the trail after the drinks stop, we were directed agin up the correst way by an oblinging,  soon to be named, Hairy Batty Dangles. 

Another long 15 minutes in the blazing sun on hot tarmac, and the Minarets of the Mosque were in sight, and Nauseous Suemayah and a bunch of the rear enders suddenly got legs and sprinted to the Beers.  Carib this time.

After rehydrating, we headed off to the Diamond club for the ONON, and a great pool dip.

Hares were punished,  errr, ahmm, that is rewarded!!!  Virgins (6 of em) deflowered, fresh hares for the next run were volunteered, and the R A then showed his great wisdom and perspicacity, by justly punishing the sinners (two trail pissers, two tech users, and two more just for being ugly I guess!!!! (GCF and KKNSL)).

A quick meeting was held and it was decided that Chris "Glutton Chicken Fucker" McRae would take the Job of Hash Dray, whilst the job of Hash Cash would be held by Nicholas "Flaps Down" Fraser, with tech assistance from Dave Jones for records.

Then it was time for food, and a good time was had by all, during which time name suggestions were put down for Collis, and while every one was in the pool, he was dubbed and shall forever henceforth be known as Hairy Batty Dangles.

The next run will be on Saturday 16th June up in Timerhi, Hared by TBS, Oriane and Robby.
Meeting time will be 1pm in front of the BHC.  Hash cash is $2000.00