Happy Acres-Chateau Margot Mud Slog

Run 554 - Happy Acres/Chateau Margot Mud Slog aka the Solomon Islands Independence Day Run.
Hares = Chop Suzuki and Swampy.

This was a run like Nine Lives used to set way back when!
But the wind and rain were so strong that I didn't get pictures of the really good parts.

Every Hash must cross a trench:

Climbing fences is also good form:

As y'all know by now, mud is mandatory:

There was plenty of wind and rain, too.
Check out how the trees are blowin:

Swampy lost his shoes, but found them in the muck. I wasn't so lucky.

What's so tricky about this?

Where did his legs go?

Finally, sunshine for the On In:

The On On was poolside with plenty of swimsuit models, hamburgers, swimsuit models, hotdogs, swimsuit models, and chili. You shoulda been there!

Independence Day Run

I've decided to throw my hat in the Mud for this weekend's Hash. The Hash will now be known as the Independence Day Hash. What this means is that you will not be permitted on this weekend's outing unless you find--and wear-- clothing that have the colors of the United States Flag(should I have to tell you what those colors are?:).
There isn't much time left but I'm hoping that an American can join the hares to celebrate this historic occasion. I'm also hoping that you American Hashers can send me some food and menu ideas.
And finally, We need an American to sing the National Anthem when we circle up at the down down.

On! ON!
Swampy

Run 553 - Mocha/Arcadia Mud Slog

Run 553 - Mocha/Arcadia Mud Slog.
Hares = Sword Swallower, Birdy Num Num, and Sword Swallower's cousin. (What happened to Easy Bitch and Bambi?)

False Trail:

False Muddy Trail:

Muddy Trail:

Muddy Trail:

Airbag Kisser doesn't just kiss airbags!

Shouldn't the big guy go last?

Washing their shoes?

Back to the mud:

Those Americans are really gullible! Who would set a trail through a cane field?

So gullible they fell for it a second time:

Chop Suzuki had to go find them:

Mud:

More Mud:

Choose your favorite caption:
"Misbehave on the trail and the Hare will whack you with a stick!" or
"And she wonders why she got the name Sword Swallower?"

More Mud:

Still More Mud:

Muddy Grass!

Birdy Num Num's beautiful legs:

Sword Swallower thinking about giving Birdy Num Num a bath:

Six real Virgins and two who never did it in Guyana before:

Sword Swallower gets her name:

Run 552 - Georgetown Lighthouse & Duke's Lodge - 9 June 2007

Run 552 - Georgetown Lighthouse run. On On at Duke's Lodge.
Hares = Baby Jesus, Makes Me Fart, and Birdy Num Num.

Easy Bitch begged to get her photo on the blog again. Tanya and Rum-in-Her-Crack were kind enough to pose with her on the balcony overlooking the Duke's Lodge pool.

Hash History

Click links for pictures from the Easter 1993 Lethem Rodeo trip, the Halloween 2005 Hash and the July 2005 Bartica Overnight Hash.

Also, see new pictures of the Marudi Creek-Madewini Gardens Hash.

Anyone else with hash photos, please e-mail them to GuyanaHHH@gmail.com.

Run 551 - Shiraz' Love Nest at East Bank Essequibo - 27 May 2007

Run 551 - Shiraz' Love Nest at East Bank Essequibo. Hares = Ava 'Chokomaky' Seaforth and Shairaz 'Flipper' Roshandin.

Water, water everywhere; and not a drop to drink:

Free beer for hasher who suggests the best caption for this picture!!!

Rum in Her Crack likes to have her picture on the website:

What good is a hash without a drinks stop?

The Hares:

The sinners:

The Sweedish virgin (& Wannia keeping her company):

One of these hashers is thinking about sinning:

The Venezuelan corner:

Swimming in the Essequibo:

Newest Hasher

Rebel got so frustrated at trying to get lazy-ass GHHH hashers to volunteer to set runs that she and Chop Suzuki decided it made just be easier to make another Hasher. In true GHHH tradition, they aren't going to give him a name until he comes to ten runs. Congratulations to the Hare Line and our Grand Master! On Sex!!

Exporting hasher from Guam

From: James Oelke <4oelke@gmail.com>
Date: May 16, 2007 5:14 PM
Subject: Exporting hasher from Guam
To: GuyanaHHH@gmail.com, jasilacci@gmail.com

Dearest Grandmaster,

Hafa Adai from Guam, USA in the middle of the Pacific Ocean (the furthest outpost of the realm). We send greetings and salutations along with the request that you print this missive and have it read while in the consumption of a frosty cold beer.

Our hash diverged from the Mother in 1981 and has just celebrated its 1300th run last Saturday evening. Like you, we chose to run our hashes on Saturday afternoons at four o'clock as we definitely require most of Sunday morning to recuperate. When I say diverged - this is true; we became a 'Tyrancy' vice having a grandmaster...we do not vote on anything on our hash, it is devine right of the tyrant. When the tyrant deems the time is right (for his liver to heal...) he abdicates to a new tyrant of his choosing. This complete mismanagement has served us in good stead for many years.

All that proprietary b.s. out of the way, I write to you to inform you of the arrival of one of our spawn to your fine hash. As Guam produces absolutely nothing of value we feel that exporting hashers is our way of giving to the world - like the clap or herpes that other hashes give - our 'gifts' continue to give. Now this young hasher has opted to join the 'Peace Corps' - what 'corps' has to do with 'peace' I leave to more intelligent gents than myself to determine...however, they have decided to post him in Georgetown for three months before sending him to some other great area of your country that requires hashing trails. He did not hash for long with us so do not think he is an unmoldable, fat, bald, walkie-talkie type like the rest of the older hashers...(getting there myself I can assure you)

He has been given your blog address - your hash looks very similiar to ours (we are H.A.R.O.P. - Hashers Against Running On Pavement as well...) as far as the terrain is concerned.

His name is Jesse - I cc'd him on this email in the hopes that it will force him to join your tribe for at least a couple hashes while he is in Georgetown. Hope to run with you myself in the future; however, I will await a trip report from our emissary before booking a flight from our rock to your sand...

Shine on you crazy diamonds - on-on.

Sex

Tyrant

Agana Hash House Harriers

Guam, USA

www.hashguam.com (very under construction at the moment as we prepare to host the pre-lube for Interhash 2008)

Run 550 - Gourmet Dining at Tic TAc Restaurant

Run 550 - Subryanville to Industry and back. Dinner at Tic TAc Gourmet Restaurant.
Hares = Herman Brande and Gypsy Bitch.