Special Hash; GHHH & PHHH Inter-Hash at Nikerie (Suriname)

As was promoted since late last year... we will have two INTER-HASH Runs at Nikerie on March 17-18, 2012.

 As was announced, this hash will cost US $50.  Those of you who are currently on the list will have paid your up front of US $40 or its local equivalent.

The remainder will be collected on Saturday 17th March,  IN US $  either at the gather point or on the ferry (where we have you captive!!!).

All hashers are expected to:


1)  Pay for their own Ferry Cost (US $15)

2)  share in the transportation costs .. ie. the drivers will receive a calculated amount based on total petrol, Bridge and Ferry costs for vehicles, which the individual hashers will contribute to.  (total contribution will be calculated and published by Iboibo.)


Below is a list of persons who will be attending:

1) N. Fraser "Flaps Down"

2) S. Singh "Highway Doucher"
3) Tabitha "Cat in Heat"
4) Suemayah Abu-Douleh
5) Kenrick Thomas
6) Marissa "Three Way Tramp"
7) Marishka Gittens
8) Jackie Kochell
9) Andrew aka Cookie Tossing Fucker
10) Quincy "$5 Suckee Suckee" Wong
11) Camille Ishmael
12) Hemchandranauth Sambhu
13) Dustin Washburn
14) Marcia "Chickwitadick" Akeung
15) Chris "Glutton Chicken Fucker" McRae
16) King Soloman Jr. "King Kong Not So Long"
17) Krystal Rampersad
18) Lisa Rampersad

19) Shiv Dindyal
20) Imarah Radix
21) Leon "Pum Pum Shorts" Bacchus
22) Rishma
23) Colin Lee the GM aka "ChopSuzuki"

24) Nadira aka "Rebel"

25) Clinton aka "Swampy"

26) Latchmi

27) Michel aka iboibo

28) Belinda Gomes Suckme Suckme

29) DJ Heroux aka "Lildog"

30) Dave Jones

31) Alex riley.alex@gmail.com

32) Shashika Bourne??

33) Colin Sorias (from POS H3 Trin)

34) Matthew (Embassy Driver)

35) Rachael Zaspel (from Barbados)

36) Terrance

37) Christine ABB

38) Jillian Johnson

Plus 6 others.

GHHH Run # 626 - Ralphman's Farm (Soesdyke-Linden Highway)

HASH REVIEW !!!
Hares:      3-Way Tramp, 6:30 Pata and No Name Radiante (with help from Flaps Down and Just Kenrick)

Where:     British High Commission

When:      Sunday March 4, 2012

Time:       11:00 am

Notes:      There is a creek; u know the drill.
                Walk with 1 change of clothes.

                4-wheel drive vehicles needed.

It was executed 'kinda like' it was planned.  Firstly, only our acting GM (Ibo-Ibo) went with his SUV which had 4-wheel drive (maybe we have to hold reading classes for Hashers on the next run).  So we expected to have some transportation problems on the return leg.
Secondly, although persons were told to follow the paper trail AND ONLY THE PAPER TRAIL, there were a lot of short-cutters who were following the limited vehicle tracks to get to the ON-IN.  They were dealt with in the circle.
Thirdly, the chow wasn't enough AGAIN.
Fourthly, King Solomon was given the Hash name:  "King Kong not-so-long"
We planned to have the two vehicles make two trips to transport the 40+ Hashers from the Farm - one snag - the pick-up got stuck on the return leg and the hapless hashers had to "Hash under the moon" through the trail to push the pick-up out of the hole.  Maybe we should call that "GHHH Run #627: Moonlight Hash to rescue Pickup".
Good work by our acting GM to walk half way back to ensure that we all "hashed under the moon" to get back to the vehicles on the trail.
All in all, it was a memorable hash which got a 8.9 rating by the GM and Circle.

Hares: Flaps Down, Just Radiante, 6:30 Pata, Just Kenrick and 3-Way Tramp

GHHH Run # 625

Yes... that drinking group with a running problem did it again.  And just in time as many Hashers need some exercise before Mashramani and of course ... plenty of excuses to drink beer ... ahhhhh.

Hares:   No name King, Just Jermaine and No Fucking Name Chris.
Where:  BHC then proceed to the East Coast
When:   Sunday February 19, 2012
Time:     1 pm     .....     now that was 1PM !!!
Notes:   Pool available at the ON IN.

The usual rules apply.  Hash Cash and transport to be brought.

The Next run of the G/T HHH

Well, as of this morning we no longer have a run this afternoon!!!!

Yes, I guess this run was just not meant to be.

First of all, Bank Cock texted me last week to say that she was busy with work related matters ... like that really matters....  the hash rules are

1) "Thou shalt have no other activity in front of the Hash"

2)  "The R. A. is always right"

3) " In case of R. A. error, see 2)

4) " There are no rules"

Then believe it or not, The main hare calls me up today and calls it off because "it is too wwww wet and cccccc cold and we (the hares) dont want to go out in the rain to set the run".  Too much traffic in the area, mud, water, etc.  (In Kingston and along the seawall !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Now, as good, vigorous, healthy, horny, raucous hashers should know, the hash goes on in any weather
and on or in any terrain.

In other words, no matter what, there should be a hash when scheduled.  Yes we know gone are the days when we had 50 mud-to-the-waist hashers doing down-downs in Palm Court, after having run in slush behind New Hope backdam, or swimming GuySuCo Trenches/Canals!  But come on people, a little rain????!!!!????

Shameful!!!  Our dear departed R.A. is sure to be turning over in her grave (oops sorry Moldy!) Our R. A. in training is sure to have something to say about that!!!!

Anyhow, first of all, the run has been put off until next week Saturday i.e. Feb 04 2012 at 3pm in front of the BHC.  Therefore Bank Cock no longer has an excuse for not setting the run with the other hares!

Next, those of you who read this blog but are not on the email list, please let us have your addy's and we will keep you up to date.

According to sources, the run after next will be hared by King Solo. Jr. on Sat. 11th 2012.  We hope so, our hare line is looking a bit sparse ... maybe I should go out and buy a wig!

Remember you can volunteer to set a run at anytime and in any place as long as we have time to work out the logistics of transporting the beer to site ... (food is if little importance) does anyone want to give and Easter Rodeo Hash another try?  Spermbank should be a useful hare considering that the last time he set a hash was Easter 2008!!

Now, about the last run.

As you may remember, our last installment of the GHHH was on Sunday 15th Jan at 10am.

The hashers as usual turned up at the BHC between 10 and 11, which meant that Yes we were late!!

Never mind .. we had a pretty good turn out there of about 34 hashers, which grew by the time we got up to the Highway Junction.

The G. M. set a nice simple trail that started at the back of Garib Farms and after about 10 mins of scrub and brush running, ended up on sand trails and then the circuit roads, all the way to The Jardim's place.

Now we ask that persons coming to the hash let us know so we can plan on food and drinks .. what we started off with was about 39, what we ended up with was 52.  Now considering that we catered for 40, it means that by the time the down downs were done, we were short on beer, and the food, well the less said the better.

All in all though, a very successful run both financially, and in terms of the hashy scale (7.5)  not bad for a quickly thrown together thingy by one person!

Jason and Tabitha got named:

Jason, despite the fact that he did not quite make the requisite runs, was leaving, so this being his home kennel, he got a name   .. despite the fact that he is a malariologist etc got the name "First to Cum"  coz he is a front runner ... or is that really the reason?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Tabitha was named (despite the rumour that she was responsible for the medevacing of her boyfriend with a terrible awful horrendous flesh and brain rotting disease!!!!!!,) "Cat in Heat"..... hhmmmmm!!!  Does somebody know something that I dont?

After all necessary persons were deposited in the OOL, including those who had sprung leaks and were trying to avoid being wet ....  no excuse .. it's red water anyhow!!!!!!!!

This being the first run of the year, hares for the nest run were volunteered by the GM  .... Terrence Reid, Bank Cock, and one other nameless person (at the moment anyhow).

Next installment of this Hash Trash hopefully next week after (if?) we survive whatever the hares throw at us.

GM

THE FIRST HASH OF 2012 Happy New Year

Happy New year to one and all!!!


This year, the G2H3 (Georgetown, Guyana Hash House Harriers) hope to have a smashing year..... only the hashers can make it so!!

Now backing up a bit to last year ...  .... ..... The hash party was a reasonable success, Thanks to Swampy's house and pool, Apple Bottom Bitch's cooking and ChopSuzuki's BBQ skills      oh and a little help from  BOOZE!!!  We were somewhat disappointed by the fact that less than 1/4 of the current hash numbers showed up, and even more disappointed by the fact that so few hashers brought bottles along.  (And there I was hoping that the hash would not have to buy and vodka or rum for at least 3 months!!)

Ah well, Que Sera, Sera!

A good time was had by all (well almost all).  For some reason, despite the email going out to say hashers only, a number of persons did bring guests, (who did not bring bottles!!)  and obviously said guests were not told about the Hash, or the fact that the party was a pool party!!  We had persons turning up in short gold Lame dresses with 4 inch heels and other bits and pieces (without bottles)!!

Others turned up without swimsuits, others brought swimsuits, but never got into the ool (notice there is no "P" in that or at least we hoped not!!!) Well, some people came wet, some became wet and others had wetness thrust upon them!!!! Hi Rosie the Rack!!!

All in all a moderately resounding success!!!!

Now back to the important stuff    Fast forward to the distant future .... ... .. The Guyana Suriname Hash tie up will take place in  Mid March of this year (that is 16-17th March 2012).  Hashers who wish to attend, should visit the Suriname Embassy to obtain Visas and if you are driving across, get Suriname insurance from local insurance companies.

We will definitely need to know numbers for this hash, since hotel accommodation and food have to be dealt with.  In this situation, money needs to be paid up front, so that you can be booked in.
Iboibo, Nicholas Frazer and Highway Doucher are currently in Suriname checking out the trail possibilities, accommodations and misc. costs.

I believe that a lump sum payment that includes all transportation (unless you are driving across) accommodation and food (and booze maybe) will be levied.  Information to be published at a later date.

Now Back To The Present The first run of the Guyana Hash will be held Sunday January 15th,  9am at the BHC...it will be a all day hangout up on the Highway.  Further details to come

HOPING TO SEE YOU ALL THERE, and it would be nice to know how many of you will be along.

Drivers, please turn up with your transp, even if only a motobike!

The Last Hash of the Year!!!!!

Well another year of hashing has come and gone (sob!), and we are into Xmas shopping and mania.

The G2H3 would like to xtend greetings to all of you whoa have been hashing with us this year, and encourage you to come along next year January when we will be up and at em again.



Just to let you know, the Linden moonlight hash came off with a resounding "splat", leaving us with yet another in the red Linden Run.  Which makes 4 losing Linden runs in a row, leading me too believe that either Linden is cursed, or that hashers just dont like Linden.

Accordingly, we will not have any further Linden runs unless sufficient hashers pay for it up front.

On a much lighter note, somebody was mentioning a hash party .... now under normal circumstances, we would ask you to pay hash cash for said party, but the hash can afford to pay for the food, and we will ask you to bring in drinks (Rum/Vodka/Tequilla whatever) while we buy the beer.

 Next question would then be When and where?

Suggestions?

Also, where are those hash pictures people?

ChopSuzuki

"Moonlight" Hash #621 and "In-Dust-Trail Revisited" Hash #622

And the drinking group with a running problem found another excuse to do what they do best!! (Like we needed one!) As usual persons showed up late and we weren’t able to attract 1 single Hasher with a vehicle. So unaffected the 11 hashers took the bus up to Linden. The visitors took to their hotels and were ready to start.


Full Moon Hash #621 “Moonlight” Hash
The first GH³ Full Moon Hash was a hit even though it took the 16 hashers with torch lights over 2 hours to finish the trail in the moonlight. Through the village and a creek they went and Mouldy Ho almost made it a 'hash and a boxing match' with the bar-tender at the Beer-Stop; so there was lots of entertainment to say the least. The ON-IN was held at 1-koker where the RA+Acting GM carried the group through the ceremonial drinking - Hares got theirs, virgins deflowered and accusations made.
After little deliberation Chelsea Tibbs shall now be forever known as “FAT POKE”.
Having hashed half the night some continued drinking and some were too drunk to continue and some returned to the apartment just in time to have breakfast and start the “In-Dust-Trail Revisited” Hash (Not calling any names – ‘Rack’).

McKenzie Hash #622 "In-Dust-Trail Revisited"
The 11-person “walk” began not so promptly at 10:30am took over 2½ hours to complete going through the old aluminum plant, past creeks and we almost lost a few hashers in the sand pits but thankfully everyone made it back to Hairy Pussy & Fat Poke’s house for the ON-IN.
Once again and this time for the final time our beloved RA started the ON-IN and handed over to Hairy Pussy to handle the administrative issues and accusations. The Hash also had a few drinks to the Hash on its 22nd Birthday … cheers to the Hash !!!

There being no other business the hashers retired to the bus park to return to GT.

the next run

Please note that the next run of the GH3 will be held on Sunday the
4th NOT Saturday 3rd as was previously announced.

My apologies for the inconvenience.

Just turn up with your hash cash ($2000) and your selves at the BHC on
main street at 2pm      NOTE: 2PM
and be prepared for an interesting run .... I hear things
about minibus and boat rides!!!

See Ya

ChopSuzuki

The Next run is this weekend

The next run of the Guyana Hash House Harriers will be on Sunday November 20th 2011.

We will be meeting at the BHC at 1pm  yes 1pm, as the run will be up on the highway.

See you there

ChopSuzuki

The Halloween Hash (Run # 617)

Well now the Halloween hash went off with a bang, despite the trail having been washed out by torrential rains the night before, causing the hares to panic, and go dashing off in all directions, sending a flurry of worried emails to yours truly asking if they should cancel the run!!!

We met up at the BHC at 2pm as was advertised with about 33 percent of those present in some form of costume, but this being guyana, did not leave there till 2.35.

Never mind ... most of the runners did end up at the Felicity sign, more of them in costume, and yes believe it or not we did start the run by 3.15.

The hares had to do last minute alterations to the trail, which resulted in it being a partial live hare run looping back upon itself, which allowed the latecomers to join the main pack midway thru the run. (hares claim the latter part of the trail was too muddy -- shame hares! this is the hash!)

All in all not a bad run for a 3 hour desperation setting!!

The hash bypassed the cars and ended up directly at the on on site, at which point things became interesting.

Two quick trips to get drives back for the vehicles, and we then settled down for an extremely well lubricated circle with lots of sinners, accusations and yes one naming.

During the circle one of the Linden Peace corps contingent who used to be known as Timothy Tibbs, was heard to say that there was just too much beer.  Now as any good hasher knows, it is not possible to have too much beer at any point in time anywhere.

Young master Tibbs was then told of his transgression, and the ever correct GM suggested that he be named for his sins.  After a voracious pack of hashers descended on the food and ate the hares out of house and home, the naming ceremony took place and young master Tibbs will forever be known as "
Hairy Pussy".

Deaf Lesbian said his fare thee wells to all, this being his last run  ... (you will be missed not DEF L.) and one of the hares was punished for misspelling Deaf's name.

Stunningly, there was still beer left over after the on on was over!

Anyhow, the Next run of the Guyana Hash House Harriers will be held on Saturday 12th November 2011, and will be Hared by Christine and crew!!!

See yall dere!!